When jim woke up he thought, "damn that was a funky dream". It was then that he noticed the salty tast in his mouth. "Maybe it wasn't...." looking down he didn't see the two foot dick he had just had, as a mater of fact he didn't see his normal dick, only a bush of hair. Quickly he thrust his hand down there only to find a moist slit. "Fuck fuck shit, how did that happen", his mind racing, "how did this happen".
It was then that he heard a deep voice, like one of those old black soul singers (you know that voice that every guy wish they had cause the women find it sexy). "Baby your awake, and im ready for some action". Jim look around to see his two foot long (now) detatched cock on the counter. He watched as it thrust its head back into the coffee pot, he could see the coffee level in the pot lower. It pull its head back out of the pot, "Ahh.. nothing like good coffee to get ya going, you ready here I come". The large Phallus then hopped off the counter and hopped over to Jim, who could only stand there slack-jawed. "What shall it be this time baby, another blow job, a little backdoor loven', or some good old fashion pussy loven'". The phallus then....
Sat Oct 21 15:03:12 2000