Jim opened the neatly folded note at the bottom of the box. It was instructions on what to feed the golden-eyed little ferret. "Hmm," Jim read, "small amounts of ginseng, garlic, St. John's wort, echinacea, ginger, mandrake root, ginko biloba, vanilla extract, cumin, and Vitamin F."
Vitamin F?
"Yes, Vitamin F," read the note. "Gentlemen who touch, stroke, or fondle this animal will find that their penises and testicles will swell to incredible proportions. Ladies will experience a swelling of the breasts and a corresponding increase in sexual desire. The effects are not permanent. However--" The rest of the note was obscured by ferret urine, which smelled surprisingly inoffensive, sort of like potpourri.
Jim reminded himself to only handle the animal while wearing gloves--that is, unless he temporarily WANTED a little extra in the Joy Department.
Who will Jim try the ferret out on first?
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