Okay, perhaps it wasn't the brightest of ideas, but then, Jim couldn't have been in the rightest of minds to let his sexual organs get that big in the first place. No doubt his brain was influenced by the process. Regardless, it didn't take him long to get at least some idea of just how stupid the thought was. Trying to get off the floor, he discovered that his balls were much too heavy for him to stand up. He nearly ripped them off trying.
"Gee," he said, "I they're too big! Guess I'll have to wait to show them off."
He thought about what to do. He could call Rick and have him get all the guys together to come see him -- then he wouldn't have to get up. But he knew he'd want to get up sometime, and that meant, reluctant as he was to admit it, that his balls would have to get smaller again, somehow. But how to accomplish that? Just how big was he, anyway? He turned over and looked toward the full-length mirror on the door on the other side of the room. It didn't show him much, of course -- it was turned the wrong way for that -- but it did show that, in relation to his body size, his testicles were like nothing ever seen before on a human being. Or any other sort of animal, for that matter. They towered over his hips like the Rocky Mountains towered over the Great Plains! "Got to do something!" he cried. "But what?"
Mon Feb 12 10:59:11 2001