"Last time I checked. 'Course, that was fifteen minutes ago, they've probably grown some since."
There was a long moment of silence. Then Jim coughed faintly.
"'Grown some,'" he tried. "They're...you're...they're..."
"Growing, uh-huh," the woman said. "For the last couple of hours -- I was only a B-cup this morning! Who knows how big I'll end up. It's kinda fun, actually. Sorta like going to Vegas -- you never know how much you'll win!"
There was another long pause as Jim tried to make sense of what was going on. Finally, he decided that it couldn't make any sense, no matter what.
"Look," he told the woman. "I'll..."
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