The old man took out what looked like a large cotton towel with straps. He handed it to Jim and said, "Take this."
"What the hell is this?" Jim said holding a strap.
"It's a sports bra."
"What?! That's a bra?!" Jim said holding it up. "It looks like a blanket!" Jim stretched his arms all the way out and the giant bra still drooped. "If this was a bra, you'd need boobs the size of... the size of 2 HUGE beanbag chairs! Hee hee..." Jim giggled at the idea of seeing Sharon walking around wearing this tent and struck him as both a great gag and pretty sexy. The idea of him having sex with her inside that giant bra gave him an erection. "Okay! I'll take"
The Man at the counter looked shocked and told him it was $5.
"$5? For this thing?"
"It's on clearance. This thing's been here for about 6 years."
"Heck, I don't mind!" Jim bought the huge bra and carried it out of the store in a big shopping bag. Jim carried it into his car and decided to-
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