Jim sneezes. This unforeseen action causes him to lurch forward, bang his head on the control panel, and press a whole load of random buttons, dials, and switches.
Unfortunately, the impact his forehead sustained also caused him to black out.
When, several minutes later, he groggily opened his eyes, he looked around at his surroundings. Something seemed different. In fact, he appeared to be somewhere else entirely.
After contemplating his position, Jim comes to the conclusion that:
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