Santa Jim is trying every manuver there is in the book. Then the wind grabs the book of "Rules of Manuver in Jane's F-15 Fighting Eagle" and it is blown out of his hands for good.
"Well, we won't be flying by the book anymore!" yells Santa Jim
The real Santa is now poised for the kill. Just a couple more feet and Santa Jim will be perfect Nerf Machinegun Range. Then suddenly there arose a noise and a clatter, some F-15 book hit Santa, so what is the matter? With gloom and disgust the reins it did bust and Santa lost all his reindeer thrust.
Santa Jim now has a moment to gain distance on Santa. He pulls a split S barrel roll into a cumulus cloud. Unfortunately, it was ground fog. Santa Jim's sleigh bursts into flames just before throwing Santa Jim clear. As, he is thrown from the sleigh the cap is torn from his head.
"What the fuck is all this????" yells Jim.
Before Jim is a seen of carnage, 12 tiny reindeer are now roasting venison burgers. The sleigh is destroyed. The cap, or what remains of it is half burnt and lying on the ground and he is wear some kind of ill fitting torn, Santa suit.
Should Jim:
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Tue Dec 8 14:53:03 1998