Jim thought something was odd about the way Sharon was talking, but he dismissed it. He took her advice, and let her lead him inside to the couch. He laid down and took a short nap.
Jim awoke to a light shaking, and a sweet voice saying, "Jim, Jim, let us celebrate this joyous time, or doth thou wish to lie there as a sleeping hog all day?"
"Uh, ok, baby, lets go out"
"Baby?" The altered sharon asked, "Why do you adress me so? Am I to you but a babe to be coddled?"
"Of course not" Jim said, "What should I call you?"
"Why, my sweet James, call me none other than my good name, Celia. Shall we make haste for some celebration?"
Jim said...
Mon Jun 28 12:06:54 1999