Immortalised the hard way.

Unending BE - episode 27959

Sharon is not just tired, she is finding it increasingly hard to move.

“Jim!”, she yells. “What... iss... happeniinnggg... tooo... mmeeee...? II'mmmm... ssllloowwwiiiinng... dooww...”

Jim walks up to Sharon, taps her on the forehead and sighs. Walking back to the console, he reads the commands she entered and nods his head. He expected as much. Sharon is now free from aging and eternally young. In fact, she’s been immortalised...

...in stone.

“You really have to be carefull what you type,” he told the statue. “The system’s logic is ruthless and the parser ... why am I telling you? You can't hear me can you?”

Jim...

1. *drags Sharon back to the booth to return her to flesh.
2. discovers that she is too heavy to move on his own.
3. *accidentally knocks her over and smashes her to rubble.
4. *wonders how much a statue like that is worth.

Wed Jun 16 02:47:33 1999

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