Suddenly, Jim turns round and sees Sharon standing in the doorway!
"Oh, Sharon... Hi! Erm...it's not what it looks like..."
"You're sucking that woman's tits!"
"Okay, so it IS what it looks like..."
"Unbelievable! You're not going to get away with cheating on me, Jim! See what I've already done to your lady friend there!"
Jim looks at Sarah's rapidly growing bustline.
"You did that? How?"
"Well, it's quite simple, really..."
Tue Dec 5 21:54:57 2000