Sharon was now close to tears. She had been standing, all alone, for over six hours in the middle of the forest. Her huge breasts, hanging down from her chest, rested against the ground like two-ton weights. Her knees were bent under the weight of her huge, scaly ass. And snaking down from where her pussy used to be was a twelve foot long penis that lay rolled up at her feet like a thick fire hose. All in all Sharon had seen better days.
Suddenly she heard voices singing in the distance.
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to fuck we go
With a blow job here and a rim job there
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho hi ho...
"Help! Help me! Heeeeeelp!" Sharon screamed. The voices suddenly stopped and soon she saw six of her little dwarf friends walking into the clearing. "Oh thank god!" she sighed with relief.
"Oh shit!" Stumpy cried out.
"Look!" Creepy yelled. "Sharon's been touched by the VD!"
"Oh no, the curse! She's been marked by the curse!" Sleezy wailed miserably. "Now we'll have to wait for another five hundred years to get a piece of ass."
"What are you talking about?!" Sharon cried to them, fear rising in her throat. "What curse?"
Dik walked up to her and explained. "The Curse of the VD. You have been transformed into a hideous wretch by the evil magic of a Venereal Demon. You will never die but instead shall exist forever, trapped here, as a reminder to all who pass of the dark dangers of unprotected sex."
"WHAT!?" Sharon screamed again. "Well find me a cure! Penicillin, vagicream, spermicidal jelly! ANYTHING!"
The six dwarves shook their heads forlornly. "I'm sorry Sharon, but there is only one known cure and I'm afraid that there is no way for us to get it for you," Dik told her with regret.
"What do you mean you can't get it?! What the hell is it?!" she yelled at him.
"The only known cure is for a beautiful and innocent virgin to have sex with you. When either of you reaches orgasm, viola', you'll be back to your normal self. But Sharon, where the hell am I gonna find a virgin with a heart of gold who would be willing to pop her cherry for a grotesque monster like you."
"Uh, yeah. I guess you're right," she agreed and hung her head sadly.
Suddenly a voice called out and Gropey came running into the clearing. "Look what I caught!" he said with glee and held out a wooden trap.
Go back - Go to the parent episode.
Tue Jun 29 02:13:40 1999