When Jim enters the john, he sees the 6'9" tall football player who stole his girlfriend's BE sandwich taking a leak at one of the urinals.
"You made a big mistake snatching my girlfriend's sandwich like that," announced Jim. Ned turns his head to look at him, but continues peeing.
"You're gonna wish you never said that, wimp!" All of the sudden, Ned found that he was no longer able to pee, but he still felt like he had to go. He watched as his penis shrunk down to nothing in his hand, and then without warning, he realized he was peeing through his ass. "What the hell?" he screamed, planting his rear end on the nearest sink.
As he sat there, his hips grew wider and plumper and his legs got shorter. By the time he finished peeing, his legs were dangling off the floor, but he didn't have time to worry about that. He had to pound that wimp first so we wouldn't tell anyone what he just saw.
Ned jumped off the sink and walked over to Jim, who was now only three inches shorter than Ned.
"I'm gonna beat you down," Ned warned, but his voice jumped an octive mid-way through the sentence. Jim watched as Ned shrank to three inches shorter than him, two b-cup breasts pushed his shirt out, his hair grew out into a finely-combed pageboy cut and his face softened. In Ned's place was a cute girl of average height, trying to look menacing as she looked up at him and shook her finger. It only made her look cuter, though.
"You're adorable, Nicole. It's a shame you didn't show us this side of you sooner," said Jim.
"I am not a girl!" stammered Nicole. "I'm still a linebacker on the football team and I'm going to kick your ass!"
"Oh really," said Jim. "We'll see about that..." To prove his point, he:
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