Deathmatch?

Unending BE - episode 31132

"Wait!", cried Jim. "Isn't a duel to the death a little extreme!"

"There can only be ONE Sharon!", six Sharons cried. "That's right!", agreed the other six.

"Okay then", Jim suggested, not about to see eleven fine young wome be wasted, "how about we use the booth and my hacking abilities to create eleven new identities for you."

The Sharons looked each other over and considered the offer. As one they came to the same decision and said in twelve point stereophonics:

1. *"Okay, but how do we decide who stays Sharon?"
2. *"Make it twelve new identities to avoid jealousy."
3. "Forget it! The false Sharons must die! ... You're the false Sharon! ... I am not! ..."

Thu Jul 15 21:03:34 1999

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