Jim was admiring himself in the mirror. He was wearing a lacy bra and panty set, complimented by a tightly sinched corset. Does this make my butt look big, thought Jim.
Just then, a sales clerk wandered into the dressing rooms carrying some hangers.
"Oh...I didn't know anyone was in...OH MY! Excuse me!"
Jim tried to cover for himself. "Uh..It's like not what it looks like, really. Uh, I heard this voice in my head telling me to put it on and.."
The woman looked really scared now.
"No. No. I mean. Hah. Voices. Haha. I was just joking with you. Funny, right? I mean, really, I'm just trying it on for my girlfriend, that's all. Wait, I'll show you her picture..."
"That's okay, really. You don't have to show me anything. I've seen too much already."
Fri Aug 13 23:00:24 1999
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