In the distance, approching was a giantess in the form of Jewel. The midget army didn't know whether she would be a kind or ruthless giantess. The leader took no chances though. "I hate to do this, but we're in a jam and we're going to have go to Operation Backstreet." The second in command midgets eyes grew big and then he nodded his head, "If you think this entails it, then we must do it, sir." The midget then yelled out at the other midgets "Prepare for Operation Backstreet. Prepare for Operation Backstreet." One of the midgets in the plane then pushed a huge pink button on the controls that read, "Do not touch unless you really, really, really need this!" In seconds, a secret door on the side of the plane opened and a small robot came out. The robot began to grow and grow until it measured over 60 feet tall. A florescent glowing came from the control panel of the newly formed robot (so bright that many of the midgets put on their protective shades) and in moments The Backstreet Boys were in the cockpit and controlling the huge machine. The midget army could now see that the giantess that was approaching was clearly Jewel, as she had a huge guitar in hand and was singing. She appeared to be a kind giantess until she started to crush cars with her guitar. Backstreet fired a missle at Jewel, striking her guitar and blowing it to pieces. The Jewel giantess got angry and yelled "That was my last guitar, you worthless bastards." Jewel began to yoddle really loud and the midgets began to scream and fall down in pain. The leader yelled "Quick, the ear plugs!" Backstreet then launched a giant flying CD into Jewel's gut and she fell down in pain. She wasn't dead, but the midgets knew they had to quickly work to tie up the giantess. However, Jewel got up. Backstreet came over in great strides for the climactic battle. Backsteet played one of their hit songs and Jewel fell down screaming. An enormous lazer zapped Jewel straight into the forehead. Jewel, at the point,.....
Sat Nov 6 16:58:12 1999
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