Dammit, Francis!

Unending BE - episode 48898

Francis's father stopped in midstroke as the copulating couple stared at thier intruding son. "Dammit, Francis, I told you not to open that door unless you knocked first! This is the third time this week that you've done this!"

Francis blushed beet red, closed the door and continued on his way to the bathroom. After showering and brushing his teeth, he went downstairs, trying to ignore the sound of his mother screaming as his father fucked her brains out. He checked the mail and found a package addressed to him there. Before opening the package, he went back to his room and turned up his stereo to drown out the noise from the next room.

As Francis tore the package open, he was surprised to see...

1. *A bottle of cologne along with a list of instructions.
2. *A bizzare looking remote control.
3. A slip of paper with an address and time written on it.
4. *A shiny silver ring, that looked too large to fit his fingers...
5. An inflatable woman with no facial features or hair.
6. Something else...

Thu Nov 18 23:41:50 1999

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