"Keanu" is fed up of being an actor - he'd rather be

Unending BE - episode 53605

Back in another aisle, Jim (still masked as Keanu) discovers the actresses section of the warehouse. This time he feels no adversion to examining the bodysuits. He pulls out a random one and ends up holding up a flacid tanned caucasian skin that might belong to any number of tallish, buxom gorgeously-assed babes that he had seen at the movies. He spots a label inside the neck of the suit that reads as follows: Thurman, Uma. 1000562. Scanned from "Dangerous Liaisons" 1987. Wow, he thinks, I loved the way she looked in that movie. I've paused the boob shot so many times on the VCR, but this could be way better. Looking up he sees the young Uma mask. He decides to try on:

1. *The Uma Thurman mask and bodysuit
2. A Jennifer Anniston mask and bodysuit
3. A Jennifer Connelly mask and bodysuit
4. A Liz Hurley mask and bodysuit
5. *Look at another row of actress costumes
6. *Look a a row of model costumes

Sat Dec 11 18:43:37 1999

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