This could be a hit, Jim thought. He looked at the back of his neck for the seam, and sure enough, the suit came off just fine. Whew! Jim thought. I've been involved in too many freakish accidents turning me into high chested women lately.
He would love to see Sharon as Uma Thurman, so he put the Uma suit in a bag, and went back to the line of male suits. Remembering that she had been all over herself about Brad Pitt (Jim couldn't see why), Jim decided to bring that suit to wear himself.
Just about to leave, he realized that it would be a shame to pass up the opportunity, and he quickly threw in a couple of other suits as well - An indian princess suit (Pocahontas?), a well known ultra blonde porn star (Jenna Jameson?) and a suit of a red haired young actress (Nikki Cox?).
With that, Jim turned to leave.
Mon Nov 13 15:23:54 2000