Avoiding the punishment of having to wear panties plugging a Disney character that was passe, Sharon ran from Jim and dived into the musty truck Jim had just found. "There must be something in here to stop Jim in his tracks," Sharon thought. Jim knelt before the truck and was preparing to grab the 4-year-old Sharon when she popped up with an old cap bearing the logo "Alfred E. Nueman For President" and stuffed on Jim's head. Jim suddenly felt his body (SPROING!) morphing (KDAAACK!) in strange (SKRITCH) ways. Looking in the mirror, he found he now had a misshapen head with a slack jaw and jug ears, a lumpy body, and feet that hinged downwards when he raised them. "I've become a living Don Martin character," Jim thought. Remembering that friend Rick was an expert on black magic such as this, he found a pay phone on the wall, but found he had only banknotes. "Got change for a dollar?" he asked Sharon. "Why ask me? I'm a naked 4-year-old," Sharon replied. Running out into the street, he found a change machine. After sticking the dollar in the slot, the machine gave out a lightning bolt (PHFDAPP!) and Jim found that he was now a female Don Martin character. He then...
Mon Jan 10 14:55:43 2000