Digging through the trunk, the 4-year-old Sharon pulls out an item she hadn't seen in years. It was a size 28AAA training bra, the kind junior high girls wear until they grow big enough to need something with a cup.
Returning to the knocked cold Jim, Sharon unbuttons his shirt and pulled the bra around his middle. Fumbling with the rear hooks, she gets them attached just as Jim comes to.
Rubbing his head, Jim asked, "What happened?" "You'll see," Sharon replied. Almost immediately, Jim's hair starts to grow longer. Even stranger, it begins to curl at the ends. A barrette finally appears to keep Jim's now long front bangs out of his eyes. All the while this is happening, Jim begins to lose height. Reaching 4-ft. 6-in. tall, Jim looks in a mirror and declared that he looks just like an 11-year-old girl.
"I wonder how thorough the process was," Sharon thought to herself. Jim yelling "Aaarrgghh!" after checking inside his now oversized pants answered her question. "Hewwo, big sister," Sharon smirked.
Jim grabbed the accursed training bra from his chest and throws it at Sharon. This causes...
Fri Jan 7 22:56:02 2000