To little Herbie's shock and dismay, Tifa suddenly turned him 180 degrees so he now was butt up on her lap. With all the power she could muster, she administered the worst spanking Herbie had since his mother gave up the ghost of raising him to be a gentleman more than 20 years before. When Tifa finally let go, Herbie scambled to his feet, grabbed his British Racing green bikini underpants to find his vastly shrunken gear, and began to toddle as fast as he could out of the disco; his tiny fist wiping tears from his eyes. "What happened?" a cocktail waitress asked. "Bad pickup line," Tifa answered. "Tell me about it," the waitress responded. Tifa decided to...
Fri Jan 14 16:25:47 2000