Jim flakes out

Unending BE - episode 58977

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As Jim swallows the chocolate fluid, his body twitches all over. What? He is shrinking in size. He remains 11-years-old, but is getting smaller by volume. His clothes quickly drop off as he continues to try to nurse from Tifa's third breast. Soon, he can no longer keep his mouth around the nipple. Falling off Tifa, he finds he is only two inches high. To avoid being crushed as Tifa rolls over, Jim lands on the floor. Running over to the foot of the bed, Jim spies what looks like a piece of avant garde furniture, but closer inspection finds it is a bit of breakfast cereal Jim dropped a week earlier. He sits on the corn flake thinking, "I wonder when the band will come." The band doesn't, but a cockroach does. Only at Jim's size, it looks as big as a Ford Explorer. Jim...

  1. runs like hell
  2. *climbs aboard the cockroach to ride to safety (and avoid Tifa's shoe)
  3. phones in a complaint to Orkin
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Milwaukee Mike

Thu Jan 13 12:20:27 2000

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