Sharon's birthday!
Jim hopped out of bed, his eyes wide as he realized he hadn't gotten her a present yet. He jumped into and out of the shower, brushed his teeth, and ran a worn-out comb through his hair, and then brushed that strange future-fellow aside. He had to..
"Hey, man..." Future Man said, "I have to warn you about what you are about to do. One path you take can unlock a world of hot pleasureable sex for you, with big tittied chicks and everything. The other way can spell your doom. Either way your relationship will be ruined."
"No time for that," Jim said, "Its Sharon's Birthday!"
He then..
Tue Jan 25 12:42:27 2000