Enter Marlene, Exit Jim

Unending BE - episode 61891

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Realizing that he was back at the beginning of the archive, Jim decided to relive the story line he like best. He noticed that there was someone else in his bed. "Ah! I'll get to meet the woman who wasn't wearing a bra," Jim thought. Then he heard the body in bed next to him begin singing in a throaty voice, "See what the boys in the backroom will have..." Jim pulled back the covers. It was actress Marlene Dietrich. And worse, she was wearing her bra. The time portal had sent him back nearly 60 years before the start of the BE Archive. It was 1940. Jim jumped out of bed. He was wearing red-striped boxer shorts and a sleeveless undershirt. He quickly donned his french-cuffed shirt (with cufflinks!), pinstriped Zoot Suit, oversized bow tie, ans shoes with spats. He dashed out of his apartment and...

  1. purchased boat tickets to Pearl Harbor
  2. *went to his job on the movie set of "The Wolf Man"
  3. visited his mad scientist ancestor
  4. applied for a job as a girdle designer
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quietman

Tue Jan 25 13:35:25 2000

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