"My girlfriends had this theory about why women are smarter than men. Basically the male brain has two positions, off and on." She gestures with her forefinger to demonstrate she means hard or soft. "Us girls, on the other hand, have these breasts, which is where we keep our spare brains. I was in my basement lab, struggling with a really hard problem involving quantum mechanics, when I decided to try out a super intelligence formula I'd been working on. Unfortunately it was contaminated with a breast expanding chemical, and the result was my breasts really did get minds of their own, and limited mobility." As she talks her breasts drift around to her back. She grabs them and positions them propery. "Now you two behave yourselves. I can tell they were thinking of wandering off and checking you out."
"You're remarkably honest and calm about this." says Jim.
"I've been dealing with this for years, I'm used to it." Standing still, her breasts bounce up and down a bit on their own. "They seem to like you."
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