On spotting his good friend Rick through the store's front door, Jim began to quietly chant, "Sex! Must Have Sex! teehee!" He charged Rick. On seeing what appeared to be a well-endowed woman in her Playtex undie's running in his direction, Rick was elated. He hadn't been with a woman since the vernal equinox. Then he noticed that the well-endowed woman had Jim's face and Rick took a quick vow of celebacy. Attempting to run away, Rick was tackled by Jim, who bounced all over Rick, unzipping his pants and reaching for the prize, which in Rick's case was no bigger than the prize in a modern Cracker Jack box. "Lemme alone! I don't have sex with men," Rick cried. "But I'm a man too," Jim said, flipping up the front of his microchip-powered girdle to reveal his equipment. Rick had had enough! He kicked Jim in the chin and tried to rip Jim's hands off his body. In the struggled, Rick elbowed the girdle's remote control, which resulted in the waist getting even smaller, painfully squeeeeezing Jim to 18 inches around. Then the control emitted a spark and thestrangest thing happened...
Wed Feb 9 22:03:36 2000