Much to Sharon's surprise, the first person to walk in the door was singing sensation Doly Parton. "I heard that you are testing a device that corrects breasts. Well, mine are starting to sag. See if you can get them perfect and pert 40DDs again," Dolly said. Emil was excited. He strapped his Maxi-Mini Bustenhalter to the famous singer and adjusted the front (ahem) mounted dials and hit the 'on' button. The device hummed and even spit out what looked like silicone spun into angel hair. When the device was removed, Dolly was completely flat-chested. She could walk the street and not raise an eyebrow of a bluenose, prude or GeoCities standards officer. "You've ruined my career! You've stolen my talent! I'll sue," Dolly screamed. Jim didn't like the tone of her voice, so he gave her a big squirt of his magical perfume. Shrunk to 3'10" tall, Dolly got even angrier and began to rip up the room. But her small size made her easier to throw outside, where she was picked up by truant officers and carted off to the local grade school. "Now why don't we use Emil's Bra to give somebody who has no breasts big tits," Jim suggested. Emil agreed and got excited when into Jim's lab walked...
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Sun Mar 19 20:48:07 2000