Many people have wondered what their thoughts would be on meeting God face-to-face. Now Jim knows his. As he sits in his car with God, watching her fix all the havoc he and his magic mood ring have inflicted on humanity, his one thought is, ‘I have to get into the Supreme Being’s panties.’ Unfortunately, being God, while she might have the perfect body (as of course she does, since God is perfect in all ways, including her legs, tits, ass, and snatch) hidden under that wholesome ankle length white dress she is wearing; she also has morals and makes it plain to Jim she disapproves of fooling around. Taking a fool hardy chance, Jim touches God herself with his mood ring and yells “Naughty!”
God looks at Jim with that superior look that Jim has come to know and hate and starts laughing at him. “You are an idiot. Do you really think that your simple magic ring could affect me?” Then looking at him pityingly, she adds, “Maybe I owe you an apology. I am afraid when I handed out the smarts, I was a little too stingy in your case. And anyway, you shmuck, did you think through the possible consequences on the universe if it had worked and the Lord Of All Things was naughty. I don’t think so.” She turns back to the car window and with a flick of her wrist, the world outside the car is back to normal.
She turns back to Jim, and as she does, her dress gets caught up a little on the car seat and rides up to show a bit of leg below the knee. Jim looks down longingly at the shin that is revealed. It is perfect, silky smooth and a flawless cream complexion. Jim can not imagine that their exists a prettier shin in the whole universe than this one. God follows Jim’s gaze and looks at him with disgust. She opens her mouth to say something, but a look of confusion crosses her face, and she closes it again. Instead of speaking, her face assumes an expression that Jim can’t quite place. God leans back in the car seat and slowly spread her legs wider, causing the dress to ride up higher, even above her perfect knees. Jim had not thought knees could be sexy, but looking at these, he knew he was wrong.
God reaches up and runs her fingers through her attractive red hair. Then, saying suggestively, “Wouldn’t you like to know if I am a natural red head?”, pulls her dress up even a little further on her thigh.
Abruptly God throws her dress hem down to her ankles again and shouts, “Where did that thought come from? I’ve never had a thought like that in my head ever before. It's like ...", she stops and stares at Jim in horror, "Do you know what's happened. Somehow your God powers infused themselves in your ring and made it strong enough to affect even me.”
God looks around wildly as if looking for an answer. Instead of an answer, she sees two well dressed professionals, a man and a woman, obviously executives dressed in their power suits walking towards each other on the sidewalk. Her eyes lock on them and a smile grows on her face, a thoroughly naughty smile. “You know what would really be funny?” she half asks Jim, half asks herself while watching the the two walkers approach each other intently. “This!”
The man’s belt suddenly unclasps and his pants fell down around his ankles. He quickly reaches down to grab them but in doing so somehow hooks his fingers around his boxers and pulls them down as well, causing him to stand there with his equipment hanging out for all the world to see.
The female executive looks properly horrified and stops in her tracks, or at least tries to, God moves her little finger and the woman loses her balance, falling forward on her knees right in front of the man with her head positioned so that his cock slips right into the mouth she had opened wide in surprise. The man tries to reach down and pull the woman away, but somehow can’t find his balance and finds himself grabbing the woman by the back of her head and leaning into her to keep from falling himself. The woman attempts to scream, but since her mouth is full, she only succeeds in working her lips and tongue around the man’s cock in such a way that he is erect in her mouth in a second. God moves her pinky again, and the man cums in the woman’s mouth. The female executive pulls away to spit it out, when her mouth and throat muscles begin swallowing uncontrollably until there is nothing left in her mouth to spit. The man and woman look at each other, realize fully for the first time what has happened, then make a beeline away from each other, the man frantically pulling up his pants and the woman wiping the last bit of cum off her lips.
God laughs in a very turned on kind of way. She turns to Jim and says in a dreamy voice, “What a lucky girl, that guy was hung.” Looking Jim up and down, she asks him, “What about you soldier, what kind of gun are you packing?”
Jim can’t help turn a little red at the thought of discussing the size of his gun (especially since he has always been a little embarrassed about its size). Seeing his embarrasement, God lifts her dress up around her waist, exposing a pair of high class conservative white panties that are tasteful to the extreme. God offers, in a voice that seems to be half serious, half joking, “You show me yours and I’ll show you mine.”
While Jim tries to figure out if this is an actual offer just the type of joke a naughty Deity would play, God leans in really close, runs a finger up the inside of his leg, and whispers, “You know what would be really naughty? If …”
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