"Let's use it on Lisa Lyrick, the Literature teacher. Maybe if she was younger, she's give us less homework," Jim suggested. "Good idea! And she keeps that flask of bourbon in her desk. We can hide the serum there," Amy grinned. And they did. Ms. Lyrick ws her usual self in class. She was explaining the fine points of Charles Dickins' "Oliver Twist," when she made up an excuse to lean over and hopefully unnoticed by students, take a swig from the flask. She then went back to the novel, reading from the scene in the poor house. As she read, she regressed, getting smaller and younger as the students snickered. But Lisa Lyrick didn't notice. She had reached 6-years of age on reaching Amy's desk as she read the passage where Oliver, approaching the poor house master, held up his bowl. "More please! Please kind sir, I'd like more," Lisa read before Amy. Amy pulled out the serum and said, "Open your mouth and close your eyes, and I'll give you a big surprise." Lisa Lyrick complied. But Jim detected a change in the serum's odor. Lisa swallowed the additional serum and proceeded to...
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