God pointed to an overweight woman who looked to be in her late 50s. "Fine..." Jim said as he got out of the car and began walking towards the woman who looked to be out on some sort of power walk.
The woman's somewhat brisk pace caused Jim to break into a slow jog to try and catch up with her. As Jim closed in on the overweight woman, she seemed to sense Jim's presence and began fuddling around in her jacket pocket. The woman came to an abrupt stop as she pulled a can of mace from her pocket and screamed, "Get back or I'll mace you!"
Jim caught off guard by the woman's actions froze in place. Before he could say anything she began shouting at him, "You fucking rapist! Get back! Get back or I'll fucking mace you!" She stood there pointing the mace at Jim's face, as her free hand began digging in her jacket pocket. After a bit of fumbling the woman pulled her phone from her pocket, "I'm calling the cops!"
"No! No! No!" Jim backed away from the woman. "I just wanted to ask you a question... I'm not a rapist..." Jim took a couple more steps back as the woman tried to dial 911. "I just wanted to ask you a question... Will you please put your phone away?" Jim pleaded with the woman. The woman paused for a moment and then looked down at her phone and back up at Jim.
"Okay... I'll put it away... But you need to scram!" The woman slid her phone back into her pocket, but kept the mace pointed at Jim's face.
Seeing how the woman reacted to his question Jim decided to try to further defuse the situation. "Thank you. Now will you put the mace away?" Jim asked.
Like before the woman paused for a moment to process Jim's question and then she lowered the can of mace. "Fine, but you need to leave me alone and get the fuck out of here." The woman's words dripped with anger. Jim just smirked and took a couple steps towards the woman. This woman was going to make a perfect test subject for Jim....
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