"Smells like nail polish, but its not," Quail said of her concoction. "This is a finish for the plastic pads on computer keyboards. I figure that the people who come in contact with the Manchurian Lip Gloss with get hypnotic messages to destroy the government by overloading the federal intranet system. But with this on the pads, the spell will be broken. This polish will imprint a stronger hypnotic suggestion to instead destroy THEM," the fifth grade girl said. This suggestion went over the head of Erin (nee: Jim). Besides, she was contending with her panties binding. Ouch! Quail set up a test, using the girls' fifth grade teacher Esther Donovan. After watching her put on the lip gloss, Esther got a blank look in her eyes. She walked to the computer with Quail's counteraction polish on the keys. But Esther continued to type. "THEM must already have a counteraction formula to counteract our counteraction concoction," Quail said. Erin tried to say something easier, like "She sells seashells by the seashore." Quail thought, how could THEM get their counteraction formula to Ms. Donovan. After scanning the classroom, she snapped her fingers. "That's how THEM did it," Quail said. "They used..."
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