"Hell Jim, I don't even know. Honestly, I don't even care anymore." Honey took Jim up a hill, and pointed out somewhere in the distance. "All I know is, one day that bitch Mother Goose went totally psychotic. She started ordering us all to do the exact same thing every single fucking day. She said that if we didn't stick to the old sweet and innocent crap then we'd disappear. Now she's gone completely paranoid, refusing anyone who complains or has concerns."
Honey crouched low into some bushes that were in front of them, giving Jim a great view of her ass before she waved him closer. Jim followed her into the bushes, coming up beside her as she peered out through the foliage. What Jim saw nearly made him retch: he saw Red Riding Hood feign total innocence as an anorexic Wolf stumbled around pretending to stalk her. As he looked away Jim saw a skin-and-bones Sleeping Beauty, her prince holding his nose as he went in to kiss her semi-rotten mouth. Further in the distance he could even make out a girl in heavy makeup kissing a green-skinned prince, a lit cigarette in her one hand and a bottle of beer in the other.
"You see what that crazy old bitch is doing to us? Wolf's constantly eating and puking up Granny, S.B.'s on an IV, and the Frog Prince can't hold his form anymore...and they're the lucky ones. We Fairy Tale folk are gonna die if this keeps up!"
Jim retreated back into the bushes, holding back the urge to puke. "So why hasn't anyone else done something yet? I mean, if you want her to stop so badly why don't you stop her?"
Honey looked at Jim with tear-filled eyes. "You think I haven't tried yet? Last time I tried to rebel against her Goose told me she'd sell me off to Winnie the Serial Rapist Bear! She just looked at me with an evil smile and said 'If I know that Pooh, there's nothing he likes more than eating some sweet Honey!'"
Jim allowed his bombshell of a fairy god-sister to cry into his shirt, leaving a part of him to think about what he could do.
Mon Mar 28 16:47:52 2011