When you open the door, will your mystery beast be a dream...*sigh*... or a dud?

Unending BE - episode 88188

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Having trouble deciding from the wide selection, Jim noticed one tube marked Mystery Beast and decorated with question marks. It reminded him of one of those cheap ass sideshows the county fair had every year, where you would have to pay a buck to see whatever mystery they were promoting that year. Still, since he couldn't decide, trying the Mystery Beast was as good as any.

As Jim got in the tube and pushed the only visible button, he idly wondered how exactly this worked. This whole thing was some kind of holograms or VR, why was a fair with something so high tech out in the middle of nowhere? And why hadn't there be some sort of charge for this? Maybe this was a kind of pre-season test run. A few lucky visitors get to use the machines for free while they work the bugs out.

Convinced he had figured it out, Jim relaxed as a mist filled the cylinder. Obviously for effect. Not more than a moment seemed to pass before the tube opened up. Jim stepped out, puzzled. Was that it? The junk at the county fair was more impressive than that. But as the fog dissipated and Jim could see around him, he suddenly froze. In the mirror on the wall across from the tube, he saw in the reflection he was...

  1. *Wow! He was a hairy beast, but well groomed, debonair and amazingly handsome!
  2. *A mystery beast, all right. At least eight feet tall, covered with long hair and muscles, with a brutish face and a very beastly schlong. (Something like Disney's Beast, but much more monstrous)
  3. More like a jigsaw beast. His whole body was a mixture of parts from different animals. He looked simultaneously frightening and ridiculous.
  4. *What the...? He looked like a cute little female bat. But didn't he pick the men's section? And why did everything look so much bigger now? (If you've seen Foxglove from that episode of Rescue Rangers, that's what I was thinking of.)
  5. A beast, but the four legged kind. Wasn't he supposed to remain partly human?
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88188

Sun Jun 17 11:41:43 2001

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