"Oh! Yuck!" Mary Ann gasps, looking at Sharon. "What happened to you?"
"The same thing that can happen to you," Sharon answered, holding up the perfume bottle for her to see. "That is, if you want."
Ginger looks at Sharon with big eyed facination. "If I had big boobs," she said, "I just know I'd be a famous movie star!"
"I can give you big tits," Sharon told her. "Bigger than mine if you'd like."
"Oh! Wow!" Ginger gasped, imagining that.
"Don't listen to her!" Mary Ann pleaded with Ginger. "She's a monster! Just look at her!"
"A monster am I?" Sharon laughed. "Perhaps! But at least I'm a satisfied one! What about you, Mary Ann? Are you getting any on this island? I'll bet the Professor ignores you! The Skipper's too fat and both he and Mr. Howell are too old! That leaves Gilligan! And, well, he's just Gilligan! If you become like me," Sharon offered, offering the bottle, "You can have all the sex you like!"
It was obvious Mary Ann considered that. "How does it work?" She tentatively wanted to know.
Sharon let down the two boys and released them in order to show them. Jim swatted Gilligan with his sailor hat (As Gilligan was too stupid to run) and then dragged him off into the palm trees to get away.
"It's easy!" Sharon told the two girls. "Where I squirt you, you grow. The more I squirt, the bigger you get!"
Ginger's eyes widened. "Wow! I could become the BIGGEST movie star ever!"
Sharon nodded. "So what do you say?" She asked.
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Thu Jul 6 15:31:36 2000