As Wonder Maid was busily dusting the bat cave. Harley turned her attention to Batgirl. "Well, Batgirl, that sure is a cute figure you have! You must work out and eat right to maintain it."
"Look, Harley!" said Batgirl, "it takes a lot to look this way, and given the chance I'll use this body to kick your rear."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk," said Harley, "that's not nice!" Harley snapped her fingers.
"What did you do?" asked Batman.
"Batgirl," said Harley, "do you know how to spell your name?"
"I sure do," said Batgirl, "It's...Uh, isn't that silly? I can't remember!" Batgirl giggled and put her hand over her mouth.
"Harley, that's enough!" said Batman.
"I don't think so!" Harley said. She snapped her fingers again. A table appeared in front of Batgirl. The table was full of fried chicken, pies, stuffed crust pizza's, doughnuts, bags of pork rinds, greasy cheeseburgers, and chocolate malts. Batgirl immediately began shoveling food in her mouth. "For the next siz months, Batgirl must take in at least 5,000 calories a day, and crave nothing but sweets and fattening foods. Also, pigging out gets her really horny. After she pigs out, she'll crave sex. She also will not want to workout or exercise. Just eat, sleep, and fuck. After the six months is over, her IQ will return to normal. And one more thing, she will also hate to shower or bathe. What do you think of that, Batman!"
"Harley, you've gone too far!" he said
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