Randy thought about it a minute and then thought it would be great to emBARE ASS the baseball jocks from both teams. He walked up to the umps who were standing together and hit mc. He told the umps the new rules. Anytime one of the teams screwed up one of thier players had to take it off. For example an error, a hit against you or a strike out etc... would cost one of your players a piece of his clothing. Randy then went up to the announcers both and hit mc he told the announcers the new rules and had them tell the spectators all the rules. He had them tell the ladies in the bleachers it was thier lucky day that they were going to get to see these two teams filled with hunks strip it down for them and play in thier birthday suits. Oh yeah by the way theres one more rule ladies and gentleman, you all have to give it up also. When your team is scored against you ALL must remove 1 article of clothing as well and jion your team on the buff. Randy started laughing and couldn't wait for the fun and em-BARE-ASS-ment to begin. Just wait till the 7th inning stretch......
Fri Aug 18 04:49:45 2000