Christina sobbed in her dressing room. She sat at her make-up table and held her head in her hands as her table slowly became covered in drool and snot. Finally Jim shut off the taps to Christina's salivary glands and sinuses. Christina just sat and sobbed. "Well," said Jim, "Let's try one more thing then move on to another target." Jim typed away at his PC.
"What are you doing?" asked Mariah.
"I'm raising her IQ to a whopping 160, but anytime she gives an interview or a public appearance, she'll have to talk like a bubble headed, air head bimbo."
"What good will that do?" Mariah asked.
"Any time she's alone or with family and friends, she'll be witty and intelligent, but when she gives interviews, she'll be a complete idiot. How frustrating do you think that'll be? She'll know she's a genius, but her public will think she's a dimwitted bimbo, and there's nothing she can do about it!"
"Oh, yeah!" Mariah laughed, "Now fix it so that she realizes how huge her ass is, and let's move on."
Jim typed again. Christina stopped her crying. There was now dried snot all over her nostrils and upper lip. She stood up and looked at the profile of her figure in a full length mirror. "Oh my God!" she gasped as she grabbed her huge ass. She started crying again.
"OK, done and done," said Jim, "Who next?"
"Oh, I really can't stand those so called country Divas!" let's fuck with one of them!
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