Randi rolled on top of him and he felt her fat rouge lips aggressively mashed against his. She then came up for air, “Hey do you remember when I was confronting you on Candy and you not inviting me?”
“Yeah?”
She gave a smile only a ditz could make, “So why didn’t we fuck after that conversation? All this talk of Curvoma has made me hungry for more sex.”
Felix grinned. He’d been so distracted by the Reality Wiki that he hadn’t given poor Randi any attention today. He should probably try making up for that.
*****
Out in the main room, Candy was skimming through Randi’s new biography on Reality Wiki, hoping she’d get to fool around with the sexy redhead soon.
The sound of a door opening and closing pulled her eyes away from the computer. Candy’s big blue eyes narrowed in annoyance when she saw who it was.
“How’s it going new roomie?” Lilly Kreuger said with the smug and sarcastic grin she always seemed to have when she talked to Candy. “BTW thanks for the Curvoma, I’ll put it to good use later tonight after a few drinks.”
Candy ignored the comment about the Curvoma. She knew that the bottle-blonde hipster had been stealing pills from her (and probably Randi if her new bio was anything to go by) for a few weeks now. She’d been manipulating poor Felix into giving her some when she thought Candy wasn’t looking. Candy knew she wasn’t very smart, but she always paid close attention to her Curvoma. If she wasn’t careful, she could take too many pills in one day and risk getting addicted. Besides that, those magic little pills were so expensive that if her company found out any pills had gone missing, they’d fire her.
“Like, what do you mean, new roomie?” Candy asked in a wary tone.
Lilly chuckled and readjusted her ironically-too-thick glasses. “Felix and I worked out a deal. I stay here and fuck you, Felix and Red whenever you guys are in the mood, and he keeps the best high of my life going. Pretty sweet deal, huh?”
Lilly said a quick goodbye and then left to go retrieve the inflatable mattress and suitcase she’d been living out of to bring into her new home.
Candy was feeling shocked and a bit betrayed. Didn’t Felix know she didn’t like Lilly? Why would he want her to move in with them? Was it because she wasn’t good enough to make him come? Was she a bad girlfriend?
Candy banished those fears with a shake of her head. It had to be Lilly. She was super smart and super mean. She probably tricked poor Felix somehow. It was time Candy taught her a lesson. She started typing.
Lilly Kreuger hasn’t been taking Curvoma from Candy and Randi, but a knockoff drug that does the same thing, but with lots of bad side effects.
Another popup window appeared. ‘If you want to write that, you’ll need to create a new page for this drug, name it, and list its side effects.’
Candy smiled. She could do that.
Mon Sep 22 18:17:56 2014
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