"Hi," Billy said taking a seat at the table, "do I know you?"
"No," Jim said, "except in those episodes where you are my nephew."
"HUH?" Billy said.
Everyone at the table chuckled and smiled. "Let me introduce everyone," Jim said, "I'm Jim McNutt, this
is my best buddy Rick Schaft, that's Francis McNasty and next to him is Tom "Tiny" McKay. And just to
let you know, we ALL have been sucked into this comic book universe from the real world."
"Wow," Billy said and sipped at his coffee. "But how did you that I was like you? Do I have a sign on
my back or something that says ~Kick Me, I'm from a parallel universe~, or do you guys work for the guy
that trapped me here?"
"Wrong on both counts," Jim replied. "U-Chronus trapped all of us. He's no friend of mine or to
anybody else here at this table. As to how we know about you--" Jim pulled out a large hardcover book
and plopped it on the table "--it was because of this."
Billy looked at the book, it was a copy of "Adama's Ultimate Guide to the Breast Expansion
Addventure". Jim then said, "Now obviously we all know that Metropolis and Superman and all the rest
of it aren't real. It's all just comic books. But in this world you're the fictional character.
You were created by a bunch of guys who write stories on a wildly popular web site called the Breast
Expansion Archive. We all were."
"No way," Billy says, flipping through the book.
"Yes way," Jim says, "take a look at the index, you'll find your name there." And sure enough there was
an entry for Billy Young. The amazed sixteen year old was flabbergasted. "But what does this mean?
Am I really just a made-up fictional character that's not even real?!"
"Hey, look on the bright side," Jim said trying to cheer Billy up, "at least you're popular enough to be the
star in your own set of web adventures."
"Not as popular as you," Billy said, looking over the long series of entries under Jim. "And just
how many last names do you have?"
"Well, I can't help it if I'm a superstar. The BEAddventure was created for the express purpose of
telling my story you know."
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