Porn Logic High: Felt a Great Disturbance in the Pants

Unending BE - episode 1133265

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“NYAH NYAH.... NYAHNYANYAH NYAAAAAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAAAH-”

“What the, like, heck is he doing?” Crissy scratched head.

Lenny shook his head, recognizing the symptoms, “He's got a case of the Star Wars... Bad...”

The “nerd” twins couldn't be happier though, as they knew the promise of Star Wars could bring anybody a boner... a weird boner, but make him hard nonetheless. They hopped up and down as his humming end, “We win!”

Saul pointed towards the door, “Sorry people... The Force is just too strong right now, these girls are playing their Jedi mind-trick on my head! And by mind-trick... I mean breasts...”

“Speak English!” Cassy cried confused as all hell.

He just ignored the groups confused look as he walked with the “nerd” twins in his arms, “NYAH NYAH... NYANYAH NYAH NYANYAAAA!” He let them guide the way to the next class, hearing them gush about him, sex and Star Wars. But Saul needed to hear something first, “Um sorry, what are your names, girls?”

The one on the right put up her hand, “My name is Leah!”

“And I am Lia!” The one on the left was just as bubbly.

Feeling his eyebrow raise, he couldn't help but say, “But those sound the exact same...”

Leah smiled, “Yeah but they are spelled different! Plus its conveniently a very Star Wars name!”

“But they sound the same... Isn't that confusing?”

Lia gave a snorty laugh, “Nah man... I mean people always learn to say it slightly different since we are, like, always together!”

“But you two say it the same way?”

They looked at each other and smiled, “Yup!”

“So I will just say Leia and you will respond right?”

“Exactly!”

Saul nodded, “Awesome... So how many times have you two watched this movie? 132,031 times like me?”

They looked away while Lia blushed, “Uh yeah...”

After climbing up the stairs, he was pulled into a nearby classroom by their four hands. Saul looked around the “media” classroom and immediately noticed it wasn't much different from the “science” classroom he just left, there was just a laptop and TV at the front of the class. He looked at the two girls, “So this is the right place?”

Leah bent over, her tiny skirt allowing Saul to see her R2-D2 thong, locking the door and smiling, “Oh this is definitely the right place bud...”

Saul's attention was then drawn to Lia, who was letting her ponytail free and throwing her hair left and right in crazily hot manner, “You know Saul...”

“... You may see us as dorky nerds...” The two of them had started circling him like a predator, with each girl alternating speaking.

“... But we want to use this time to change your perspective...”

“... Its time not to just see us as girls with glasses....”

“.... But you need to realize the sex addiction we have for guys like you...”

“...I know its hard to believe that we could have these feelings, but-”

He threw up his hands to stop the sexy circling, “Not hard to believe at all actually... You girls are drop dead gorgeous!”

“What?!” The girls' mouths dropped out completely.

“Yeah... Big tits which are pushed up by those tiny tops, exposed and fit naval, tight asses... I mean the only thing which puts you apart from other hot girls are the glasses... But I think glasses are hot!”

The girls just looked at each other then at Saul... then at each other again. They started to give the dorkiest of laughs as Leah smiled brightly, “R-really?!”

“Well you guys aren't allowed to laugh anymore because that is really dorky! But yeah... Why don't you girls put on the movie then sit on ol' Saul's lap?” He sat down and patted his legs.

They suddenly blushed and looked away with Lia groaning, “Uh Saul... We don't have a video here.. We just brilliantly tricked you here with the promise of Star Wars and were planning on banging your brains out...”

Saul just grinned, “What are you talking about?” He looked at the screen and sure enough Empire came onto the screen, “I desire Star Wars so we are watching Star Wars!”

The girls clapped excitedly, “Oh my! So cool!” They quickly rushed over to sit on his legs by the TV, their cushy tushes feeling quite welcome to the man.

Lia leaned back, “So do you, like, have control over reality or something?”

He pulled his eyes from the screen, “So you noticed that change?”

“Just because we have tits the size of your head doesn't mean we are dumb like the cheer triplets...” Leah said pulling some of her hair from her face.

“Right right... Um so yes... I do kind of control reality... Its not very precise but I am in the driver seat so to speak-”

“Slave Leia outfits for both of us now!” Lia said stamping her foot excitedly.

“What?!”

“You heard my sis! We want sexy slave harem outfits now!”

He shrugged as he tried to remember what that looked like, “Alrighty... If that's what you want...” He rubbed his temples like he was a damned psychic and tried to imagine the change as hard as possible.

Lia swung her braided ponytail over her shoulder, as she was tired of it tickling her bronze bikini top, “What the heck is he doing now?”

“I don't know... He has been sitting there muttering to himself for five minutes now...” Leah adjusted the long fabric between her legs so it covered at least some of her ass.

Saul opened his eyes to see two very sexy slave Leias on his lap, staring at him like he was crazy, “Oh awesome! You girls look great!”

“Oh shit Lia!” Leah looked with big eyes, “I think he changed something again!”

Lia looked around excitedly, “What do you think was changed?!”

Titling his head in disbelief, Saul sighed, “You girls serious? You get up wearing those outfits?”

“Well of course.. We always dress like this to impress the boys, either this or the sexy Stormtrooper outfit..” Nearly the instance she said that, Leah's outfit was changed by his curiousity. Her head was covered by the traditional helmet of the Empire but of course that body just refused to be covered by anything but a white corset with long white high-heeled boots. Also shoulder pads to make sure this armor would at least look-like it protected something.

“Neat!” Saul said knocking on the iconic black and white article.

“Woah! I bet you just started wearing that because Saul said it!” Lia cupped the white clad breasts of her sister and smiled, “But its weird, cause, like, I remember distinctly that you wore this to school today!”

“Wait... If everything Saul says is true... Then we can be like, queens of Space and stuff!” He was worried Leah was having a seizure as she vibrated so excitedly at the realization.

Saul held his hands up, “Now now girls lets not go crazy...”

“Can you please say 'we are the rulers of space'? Pretty please!” The girls unison begging and batting of the eyes was quite convincing, but he knew he would have to deal with some serious changes if he so much as entertained the idea.

“Not until you make me cum girls.. You know the rules...” He zipped down his fly to put his busy cock back to work for like the 8th time today. He pointed at it, “Say hello to Cloud City because it makes you feel like heaven!”

The girls laughed at the TERRIBLE joke as they crawled over to give a kiss to the throbbing member like it was a damned rare collectible. They licked it up and down, rosy cheeks rubbing against each other as the brunette twins competed on who could get this guy's cock the wettest.

Saul looked up and realized that he had completely forgotten about the movie playing. It was just getting to the part where Ben Kenobi was all like, “Luka...You should totally, like, go to the degabauh system and find some smartie named Yoda,” and this hot blonde girl was all like, “Oh man that sounds awesome! Like, maybe he will teach me to use my lightdildo better...”

Man the force is awesome... but this movie is different than I remember it. A lot more solo scenes. And I am not talking about Han either... More like hand solo on her pussy! Haha I am hilarious, wait until the girls here this hear this...

“Holy Ben Kenobi look at this sis!” Lia cried in disbelief.

Saul looked down to see that the hand on his dick wasn't actually a hand. Lia had her hand out in a circular motion by her chest moving it up and down... And it was a near foot away from his cock, but nevertheless it felt like the best damned hand-job in history. He was getting a Force-hand job and boy was it glorious!

Leah giggled beneath her helmet, “Oh my gawd... Can I do that too?” She put her hand up and grinned, “Yup!”

The dual assault on his saber was as hot as Tatooine as his legs were jerking by the absolute bliss he was forced to suffer through. The pressure on his dick was perfect as it was tight enough to know it was there, but it wasn't a Force-choke so to speak. It wasn't his cock getting attention either, as another hand was used to grope his sensitive nuts and yet another was just teasing his nipples through his shirt.

“Damn Saul! Can you make us magic too? I know I have some Lord of the Rings fantasies to live too!” Lia giggled as she used her sudden mastery of Jedi's mystic art to give his body a good massage to keep him on the chair.

Leah flipped him effortlessly upside down, his ass still on the chair, “Or maybe you should, like, totally give us more superpowers! Imagine how we could please you even better like that...”

If this kept up, he was going make these babes unstoppable pleasure machines which could destroy the world with an orgasm. He closed his eyes as he came hard on the floor, which was now above him and sighed, trying to figure out the best way to continue. Thankfully, he felt himself get flipped back over and back right side up on the ground. Surely the girls were eager to get him another erection quite soon; they were so damned cute in their sexy cos-outfits!

  1. >Awww such a sweet scene!
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