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Mind blowing. That was the best way to describe what had happened over that night. The girls had proven their control over matter well and they did it to please only him. However, there was this nagging fact at the back of his head, as he had no doubt that while he had been with these ridiculously curvy blonde, it had been Larry controlling the whole thing while he worked on his contraption. He was promised pleasure beyond his imagination, yet he also knew that he was in many ways just a toy for Larry now too.

He felt slightly sick to his stomach with these thoughts, but as long as Larry's constructed women stayed on top of him, he wasn't going anywhere. He looked behind him though, and although he probably couldn't lift the arms off, maybe he could inch his way back and slip through their arms. It was difficult but he managed to slowly move himself back from their secure arms and up the headboard. Soon he was completely free from their soft touch and he hopped onto the floor, naked with nothing but a card and wondering where to head to next. He had no idea where this room was in relation to anything, but when he pressed against the only door, he found it led to the cool midnight air outside.

Much to his delight though, Chris was leaning against the nearby wall, smiling as always, “Good to see you Saul!”

“How did you know I was here...” Saul said covering his junk.

“Well when Larry teleported me outside, it wasn't long until I saw the Exclamation coming back to see you. I followed her and I realized that I would wait to confront her again if she had you. Thankfully she left without you, so I was just hanging around a little bit more just to make sure she was gone for good....”

“Well thanks...” Saul said growing ever more aware of his lack of clothing, “But I think I am going to actually look for her. She might of had a point and she left me this card...” He handed the card over.

“Ah... That is certainly interesting...” He looked it over and handed it back to Saul, “I know where that is and we can get there rather quickly if we leave now.”

Saul blushed, “Well to be honest, I would kind of prefer to get some clothing first...”

“Yeah I can imagine that.” He pointed to his obvious nude body then pointed over his shoulder, “I think I have something which will help in my chopper, so lets go.”

Palm over his genitalia, Saul and Chris retraced their steps to the hole in the fence and found his chopper still as shiny as ever. Eyeing one of the side satchels of the bike, he rummaged through it, obviously reaching for the very bottom to pull out a bright pink t-short and running shorts. Chris grinned proudly to show off his find, “Knew that I had something like this stored in case of an emergency! I mean I thought it would be a woman in this situation... but helpful none the less!”

Saul looked down at the pink shirt, it said “HOT SLUT” in a rather glittery fashion on the front, and the shorts said, “SPANK ME” on the back. Realizing it was either this or staying nude, he grumbled as he put them on, each article hanging tight on his body. He rubbed the glitter, hoping it would somehow disappear, “Of all the things a shirt could say...”

“Looks good!” Chris said, always the eternal optimist, even in the face of embarrassment Armageddon.

“Lets just get there quick okay?” Saul hopped on the back and motioned his hands for Chris to hurry his ass over and just start the damned thing.

None too soon, the chopper roared away from the weird military/house thing of Larry and back into the always dark and dirty city of New Ton. Yet again, Saul was impressed by the amount of sin they could put into one block, leaving him to wonder if there were truly any good neighborhoods in this city. But then again, he was being kind of judgmental of such a life style as well. Perhaps he had just been watching too much conservative news media?

Screeching to a halt at a red light, the shaking motor beneath them just rumbled as Chris turned his head, “So how are things with you and Larry anyways?”

“Weird...” Saul said remembering how he literally overdosed on pleasure earlier that night.

“Yeah... Larry's conditions since the ban on sexheroes is certainly different than the rest of us. I mean really, all of us has taken it differently. The Exclamation got even crazier, I am bored running an auto-repair shop, you and Larry are let alone to help the city, the only one who seems to be doing well is Knot...”

“Knot?” That name was new to him.

“Oh yeah his Devilane Corporation continues to break profits with their records. He's really cornered the sex market in all forms! I mean you can't pick up a porno, dildo or even lube without seeing his name on it. Its all quite mindblowing.” He revved the engine.

“Well if there is a guy behind the Exclamation's conspiracy..” Saul thought he was stating the obvious, “Its probably Knot...”

Chris just laughed, “Oh c'mon! Knot Devilane being a bad guy? That's not possible.”

Shaking his head with an eye-roll, Saul held onto Chris tighter, “Whatever... Let's just see what is happening with the Exclamation...”

Just as Saul was contemplating playing with Chris's hard abs, they stopped by a high-rise apartment building, one of the nicest one Saul had seen in this city so far. Whoever wanted to live here, obviously had to be well-off. “Well this is the address on the card.” Chris took another look at the card and sighed, “But what she would be doing here is beyond me...”

There was some crime-scene tape set up near the door and two busty police babes had this look on their face which said that they weren't getting past their rather large and thick batons. They just casually walked over to alley next to the building to figure out their next plan, when they saw a figure dressed in a trench coat on their knees, currently servicing some sexy girl with a yellow mini-dress. A wet slurp indicated a seperation of lips and the crazy latina looked at the two of them, “Ah. Saul has finally came. Brought muscle-head quitter too. The woman on my lips is a sex-worker who helps me keep an ear on the street of where sex is needed most.”

The white cutie with curly brown hair shrugged with a sated smile, “I know, like, all the sex-workers in town are all, like, don't trust her.. But dear god she goes down on a girl like no one else.”

“I am still the best. Which is more I can say about these two.” The Exclamation put her swirling mask back over her mouth and adjusted her fedora, she sounded even more bitter than usual.

“Look Exclamation. We are here, forget about the past right now. What do you want?” Chris seemed a bit flustered being close to the costumed sexhero.

She pointed up, “This is the apartment building of the Nympho. The police are saying this was a suicide, that Eda Blake somehow fucked herself silly or something. But something is fishy. We are going to find out right now. The police are no longer in the apartment. Time to find the truth.” She pulled out a grappling hook from behind her and fired it up towards the top of the building. Rather suddenly, her whole body jerked up and flew towards the nearest open window, leaving Saul and Chris behind.

Saul groaned, “How the hell are we supposed to get up there?!”

“What you didn't bring your Wayne-tech grappler with you?” He pulled out his own, acting like it was like bringing a jacket when it is cold.

Rolling his eyes, he shook his head, “No Chris... I can't say I did...”

“Well come on then!” Chris grabbed Saul's waist tightly and aimed his gun up, “Hold on tight and don't get airsick like you used to...”

“Wait... used toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?” He screamed as their bodies were yanked up at incredible speed, launching them from the ground floor to several stories up much quicker than he would have wanted. They were thrown into the open window and as Chris got to his feet, Saul just hunched over groaning, “Ooooh boy.... That did not feel good... I think I am going to be-”

Chris followed the Exclamation's silhouette further into the dark but ruined apartment. Chris was clearly trying not to touch anything, “So what are we looking for? Looks like a damned hurricane came through! What are you thinking? Sex orgy? Masturbation gone awry?”

Saul pulled his head from the window and wiped his mouth, he joined them in the main room which had a spacious kitchen and living room with a luxurious fireplace still burning small embers. The place was a wreck though, everything which could be flipped was upside down, everything which could squished was smashed, even everything which looked like it could be fucked... was fucked! The cool breeze past his bare legs made Saul realize the big window overlooking the bright skyline had been smashed through, and as he got close to look out it, some cum dripping from the ceiling made him realize that something truly crazy happened here.

The Exclamation pulled a yellow bikini top from her seemingly bottomless back pocket, each cup with a big black smiley face on it. Saul quickly deduced that whoever top it was, she was certainly busty to have such a large size! The trench coated Latina pushed it into Chris' face, “Found this in gutter outside. Police obviously overlooked it. Look familiar?”

“Yeah Eda used to wear it all the time?” Chris rubbed the red mark on the left cup, “Is that blood?”

Pulling it back, the Exclamation gave it a sniff, “Understandable conclusion. However, my experience deduces this being a stain from some kind of thick strawberry-flavored lube. Not blood.” She returned the evidence to her coat and used her brown gloves to probe at some dripping semen on the counter, “Whatever happened... Eda didn't come quietly...”

“Probably didn't cum quietly either...” Chris said looking through some drawers, “You sure they knew it was the Nympho though? I mean its not like she didn't make a lot of enemies in her life... I mean dear god, I know all of South America wants her ass from her government sponsored teasing tour! I heard she didn't even touch anyone yet made an entire Marxist republic cum!”

“She was cruel tease for sure...” The Exclamation had moved over to the fridge, stroking her chin as she sorted through the bananas, cucumbers and cherries it seemed to only store, “But who could have gotten the drop on someone so sexually skilled Chris?”

Saul, tired of avoiding dripping cum from the ceiling, took shelter in the darkened bedroom, hoping to maybe find some more fitting clothing than his current slut wear. He opened the closet disappointed though as somehow there was nothing but even more revealing clothing inside. Nothing but bikini tops, thongs, yoga pants and short shorts. What the heck did the Nympho do when it was cold? He grumbled looking down at his own clothing, “Come on there must be something...” He reached in further and found a small recess in the top right corner. Clicking some kind of button, the wall fell down into the floor to reveal a secret compartment behind. Despite feeling cool for finding such a secret, he was disappointed to see nothing but sex toys, pictures and a costume clearly designed for sexual adventuring.

“The cute Saul has found something. More useful than you, Chris.” Saul jumped to see the Exclamation behind him, with Chris not too far behind.

Chris looked the compartment up and down, rubbing his chin, “But what does it mean...?”

Crouching down, Saul saw a picture at the bottom which had a whole bunch of people, all in costume, posing for a photo. A banner behind them in large silly font spelled out THE NUTBUSTERS and Saul could make out most of the faces. In the middle stood a nearly nude Larry, posing with his perfectly muscular body, a blue aura surrounding him. On the far right, not looking like she wanted to be there, stood the Exclamation, hands in her pockets and hunched over. Beside her stood a tall strong looking man decked out in a ridiculous looking costume. Saul deduced with the strong blue eyes, that the guy decked out looking like a red insect was Chris back when he was in costume. Beside him was another strong looking man dressed in purple with a neat hair cut, Saul assumed that this was Knot Devilane. But what really drew his attention, was the smaller man beside Larry and two very busty women. A young man was smiling brightly in a revealing feminine and yellow outfit which showed off all his legs.

Covering his mouth, he suppressed the biggest gasp of his life, “T-t-that's me!? How?”

He felt the picture pulled from his hand as Chris just chuckled, “Oh yeah... First meeting of the Nutbusters... Good times. God we all looked so good back then. Look how happy the Nympho is in this picture...” He leaned back over and pointed at the woman in the far left of the photo who was beside an unknown red-haired babe. Wearing the same smiley bikini top the Exclamation showed off before, and a red-white-blue American flag bikini bottom, stood a sexy all-american looking kind of woman with long blonde hair, big breasts and a slim, fit tanned body. She was even intimidating looking as she was carrying a gigantic dildo behind her back like it was a damned assault rifle.

“Shit...” Saul said growing hard at the mere sight of this woman.

The Exclamation laid out the sexhero's costume and all her toys. She rubbed her chin, “Hurm...”

“So this still doesn't prove what happened to her... All this means is that she was very nostalgic for the old times...” Chris said circling the costume on the floor.

“But, that's not her only costume.” She said pointed back at the closet, “Remember she used to wear something else in her younger days. Her real sexy piece.”

Chris nodded, “So who ever was here... Knew that the Nymph and Eda Blake was the same person, and if she disappeared... She will be with her first costume... Who did this though? Who kidnapped her?”

“We are going to have to check out some new people then. You two have been warned and so has Larry, despite him sending me off quickly. So that leaves Knot, Eve and we should certainly check out on some former villains that I know about...”

“I am starting to believe you now... But still we need to keep this on the down low... I know city hall wouldn't look kindly on this kind of this activity.” Chris collected the outfit and shut it behind the secret compartment again.

Saul groaned, “Anyways we can pretend that we didn't see anything and just have some fun? I mean isn't kind of obvious who is behind this?” Saul pointed at the blonde gentleman in the photo, “I mean sound out his names guys.”

Chris laughed while the Exclamation shook her head, “Phantom Boy being adorable and sexy as always. However, Knot is a target of these kidnapping. It would be ridiculous to assume that he was apart of this conspiracy.”

“But the girl-guides are? That's what you told me right?” Saul said shrugging his shoulders in disbelief.

The Exclamation just grumbled and walked to the window, “The signs of those cookies being involved are obvious! Now lets get going, it won't be night forever...” She hopped out without hesitating.

“Can we take the stairs?” Saul said pouting.

“Haha... Where is your sense of adventure Saul? I mean the man in this photo would never say that!” He tucked the group picture in his pants and grabbed him, “Hold on tight...”

“What was so ridiculous about my question?!”

  1. Saul finds they are heading towards Devilane Tower.
  2. Saul follows them to Eve, his apparent former partner.
  3. Saul finds himself in a dark bar full of rogues.
  4. Saul goes to find something else
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