Jim quickly went back inside, closed the door, and took several deep breaths. What the fuck did I just see? he thought. It must have been a hallucination or a dream. Yeah, that's it - I wasn't fully awake.
He opened the door, his confidence returning.
And saw, not the small hallway and few doors that should be outside his apartment, but an almost infinitely-long hallway with thousands upon thousands of doors, stretching off into infinity...
Jim collapsed in the hallway in front of his apartment door, hugging his knees to his chest in a sort of fetal position. Okay, Jim, he told himself, try to keep it together. Go to your happy place.
And then...Think about breasts...breasts...hot chicks...boobs...
Slowly, Jim found he could deal with this situation. He stood up and faced the obscenely long hallway with its vast number of doors.
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