The following morning, Sean woke up first for a pee and a dump. Pulling down his underwear he quickly was reminded of the events of the previous day. Bursting for a pee, he found he first had to pee through his ass vagina while holding his poop in to avoid making a mess. He then had to lean forward to poop into the bowl without hitting the seat. It was definitely odd seeing his poop come out the front. However the dean's wife had been very positive about how easy it was to clean well. He wiped but could see it wasn't perfectly clean. He had previously always ignored the bidet, but now he saw the logic of the bidet. He squatted forward facing on the bidet and gave his asshole a thorough washing in the warm water with soap. He rather enjoyed the sensation.
A few minutes later, Ted woke up, went to the bathroom, then came out and said "Hey Sean, that bidet sure makes keeping your asshole clean easy!". "I'm way ahead of you Ted. I'm liking it in the front and I'm going to try it out for a few days. However I need my pussy stuffing and the girls have our dicks."
They both set off to the university office to sign the papers applying for their PhD positions. They bumped into the girls at the office who had come to sign the employment papers as test subjects, both rather obviously wearing short skirts, tented up at the front.
To avoid alarming the office lady Ted quietly whispered "Umm, could we see to getting our dicks back today?". "But how will you sit down with a dick in the back Ted?" asked the Laura, the blonde cheerleader, in a similarly hushed tone, but with a cheeky smirk on her face. Sean furrowed his forehead in thought. They all turned to look at him, recognizing he was maybe coming up with another crazy idea.
"Are we all signed? Good. Walk with me to the lab and call the dean and his wife. Also call the head of physics and his wife. I have an idea."
A few minutes later, all eight of them were in the cock removal lab. "Can you explain why we are here?" asked the physicist's wife. "I've had an idea. It's a bit of a long shot, but I think it will help with the universities superb student grades. Please all undress and configure yourselves with pussies in the front and ass holes in the back. Junior doesn't need to be involved though. I see he is happy sitting as a tripod.".
Once they were all done, all their four cocks were dildos. "We need 4 more dildos from the rack" said Sean. The dean went over to collect them. "Now please stand in a circle, take one cock each and place it in your ass hole and face the person to your left.". They all shuffled into place. "I don't know what you've thought up this time" said the physics head. At this point they all had ass holes in front and cocks in the back. Sean said " It's time. push yourselves onto the cock in front of you in the ass of the person in front.". As they did so, the circle of naked people drew a bit closer to get all the cocks inserted into their front asses, standing in a circle. Some lube was passed around to make it easier. As soon as they were all in, they all felt a rushing feeling between their rear end and their crotches.
"Good! It's working! Now on the count of 3, separate. Hold the cock in front and pull it from you, as the same time, pull from the cock in your ass. 3...2...1...now!".
"What just happened? The girls and the dean all said at the same time?" They all looked down to see front asses. "Take a look at the back" said Sean. "Wow.. assholes front and back! How did you do it?" asked the physicist.
"I thought that in a loop the assholes would be constantly migrating forward. That was the rushing feeling. So when we separated, ass holes migrated from the person in front and the person behind. Let's all go home now and meet up in 1 week. If my hypothesis is correct we will have a new way to improve grades. Please no cheating, leave both ass holes in place and leave the dicks here on the rack".
They all left, the only one with a dick and balls being the physics head's son, albeit sticking out of his ass. He has learned to get it hard and sit on it. So his parents had started to call him tripod.
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Fri Nov 18 20:05:16 2016