[For a different take on gorillas and pregnancy, try the thread leading from 28971]
Mr Black's words took Sharon by surprise. After all, she had been looking on Mr Black as practically the devil incarnate, and now here he was suddently asking her what she wanted to do. She suspected that her options wouldn't include leaving BlackCo headquarters, though.
Then she realised that, whatever her options might be, exploring them would have to wait. Something else was much more urgent. She told Mr Black what she would like to do: "I'd like to visit the ladies' room, please. Have you any idea how much pressure my womb is putting on my bladder?" Mr Black smiled. "I can guess," he said. "I think your visits there will need be rather frequent from now on. With that in mind:
Sat Jan 27 16:12:06 2001