At that sound, I held my breath and tried my best to be as quiet as possible. Mostly because you know, I was lying naked in a bed in the sickroom and there was a good chance that any girl finding me right now would scream her lungs out. And yes, the voice that had spoken up was indeed female and wasn’t that just wonderful? Given my luck Haruhi had probably transformed this into an former all girls school and I was part of the tiny male population or some nonsense like that. Assuming there was even such a simple and logical explanation at all.
Pessimism you think? I would simply call it seeing patterns in my life.
Carefully and silently I moved into a kneeling position and slid forward to glimpse through an opening in the curtain surrounding the bed. There I could see a girl standing in the doorway. She looked cute in a manner not unlike Miss Asahina, with a button nose and violet hair whose top looked suspiciously similar to a pineapple. Her eyes had the same colour as her hair, at least I assumed so from the one that I could see.
Because you know, she was wearing a freaking eyepatch with a skull motive of all things. Was this the obligatory Chuni-Heroine who said says random words in foreign languages while making dramatic speeches about the dark power which is sealed in her eye? Because honestly, throwing someone like that in my direction would totally fit Haruhi’s sense of humour.
Congratulations, your sexual escapades with Kokoa Shuzen have granted you 3 Ero Points
I flinched at the unexpected interruption and started to shush at the message, but then immediately clasped both hands over my mouth. Okay Kyon, stay quiet, don’t make a sound, look outside and… good the girl was still standing in the doorway and didn’t seem to have heard anything. That was stupid… I was pretty sure that others couldn’t hear these messages, but with my answers it wasn’t nearly as clear.
Cunnilingus +1 Ero Point
Fellatio +1 Ero Point
Sixty-Nine +1 Ero Point
This opened up curious questions, like whether I would get these points again if I did the same act with another female. Was the reward once per girl or was it universal and I would have to keep finding more ridiculous forms of perversion to get any points at all?
I checked whether the visitor had noticed anything, but was once again interrupted by a message from a certain annoying person.
Advice Giver Koizumi: It appears like you have now 6 Ero Points. Feel free to visit me for further advice on how to use them.
So there were other uses than asking for advice? I couldn’t help but wonder, yet no answer came and I was once again left alone in the room. That is, if it weren’t for the girl that had by now walked inside and was starting to look around the room. Right, she needed medicaments or something? Maybe she would leave after she found them...
I pushed myself deeper into the bed in hopes of making discovery even harder.
If she found me right now, while I was still naked as the day I was born… I really didn’t want to test whether this “game” had bad ends aside from losing all hearts trying to seduce a girl.
As the violet haired female stepped inside, I started pondering my options. They were frustratingly non-existent. Trying to make a quick escape before she could see me was ridiculously risky. Even if I did manage it, I had no clue if I would trigger a flag and run over someone while stark naked. Putting on clothes would risk her finding me in the process of putting on my clothes. Not necessarily better than her finding me naked.
I looked at the various buttons and things I had available since reality had warped. Then noted one that looked like a tiny filing cabinet. Right, that was the database for the targets of this whole thing! Maybe I could learn something useful that way?
When I pushed the button to reveal the public informations on the girl, a big book materialized in front of me. Opening in a dramatic motion, it showed me a page with countless images of students, the vast majority of which were clearly female. I blinked at this, noticing that there were various quick tabs for things like clubs, classes and age groups. There was even a button that would sort girls by breast size for some inane reason.
I ignored that and pushed a big red button, immediately the many pictures were replaced with a single image of the girl I had been watching in secret.
Why was she wearing a suit in that image? The girl looked more like a businessman than a student due to that.
Name: Osaki Nagi
Preferred Name: Chrome Dokuro
Class: 3-C
Club: Cooking Club
Notes: Has a very weak constitution due to medicinal reasons. Please make sure that she avoids unnecessary strain, if she shows any signs of an asthma like attack, apply first aid and search the nearest teacher if she does not wake right away.
I scratched the back of my head at reading this. Alright, it sounded like this was the stereotypical sick girl. That nickname though, and the eyepatch… Everything about this screamed that she had a really bad case of chuunibyou. Maybe her sickness had led to some sort of fantasizing about being a magical girl or something? The name didn’t sound quite right for something like that though.
Oh wait a moment, I am in a Eroge designed by the subconsciousness of Haruhi Suzumiya! That explained everything perfectly.
The fact that this was true made me want to facepalm right then and there.
With a sigh, I dismissed the database and the book closed itself and vanished from my sight. That was when I noted that… Chrome had apparently continued moving while I was checking the database and was now opening up drawers in search of something. Given what she had said when I had first noticed her, the thing she was searching was almost certainly her medicaments.
That was when a slow cough escaped the girl’s mouth. It was a wheezing sound that repeated after a few seconds. It was clear that the violet-haired student was in pain when one hand gripped her chest harshly. The other was holding onto a chair to steady herself, knuckles quickly turning white from the strength she was using. Face scrunched up in a grimace of pain, she kept coughing and wheezing as if she couldn’t get enough air.
I started to check the door to see if a teacher had heard her, then heard a crashing sound. Turning back again, I saw the girl lying on the ground, eyes closed and not moving. I opened my mouth, disbelieving at the sudden turn of events. Shit, what should I do?
Wait, right the public database had said to give first aid and get a teacher if that doesn’t help right away.
Without thinking, I rushed forward to administer first aid. Immediately an option popped up in front of me, asking whether I wished to do what I had planned anyway. Was this also part of the game? I didn’t care, this wasn’t the time to ponder such things!
I pushed the button and that was when things got a bit weird. Consider my day so far, then think about the implications of that.
You see, I experienced my body stopping to follow my commands and beginning to work as if on autopilot. At first, it was actually pretty standard as far as first aid went. Go and check some pockets for anything important. I found some empty bottles of medicine, but they were useless as I had no clue how to administer or what amount was right.
My body seemed to think the same as it put them away. Then took a small mirror from the nurse’s table. Then I found myself checking the girl’s breath and found that she was in fact not breathing at all!
Now alright, we had a first aid class in school, including how to reanimate someone with a cardiac massage. That should work out, right?
Wrong!
Okay, see I found my body putting her in a straight position on the ground like should be done. Then I started removing her uniform, the one on the upper body that is. Then both of my hands moved towards her chest to a small clasp. I moved closer until my nose was almost touching Chrome’s chest and my hands managed to open the front-clasp of her brassiere. I didn’t want to think why she wore one, it was probably Haruhi’s fault.
Now everyone reading here, aside from the somewhat worrying closeness of my face to her chest, this was actually relatively normal! Removing clothes like that is perfectly normal since it helps avoiding hurting the patient. You put a lot of power into a cardiac massage! And it was even more important if someone later on decided to use a defibrillator on her since that can lead to nasty burns.
At least that would have been the case if you know, my body had continued with a real cardiac massage.
I had been trying my best to not look at the girl’s chest, which was helped by my body working on autopilot. But I couldn’t quite help taking a peek when my hands took holds of the two small orbs. Her skin was slightly pale and each of her breasts was small enough to fit comfortably into my hand. I found myself massaging her small mammaries without even really thinking about it. I hadn’t really seen much of Kokoa’s chest and rarely got more than a glimpse of miss Asahina or Haruhi’s boobs.
So you may excuse me when I was a little fascinated by the naked skin under my hand. Or the way in which the small but soft breasts jiggled just the slightest bit under my ministrations. One of my hands was starting to play with a cute pink nipple when I started remembering that I was supposed to administer first aid.
And different to what some pieces of fiction would make you think, first aid didn’t equal boob fondling!
But I was still stuck in autopilot and my body wasn’t showing any signs of stopping. That is, until my face turned away from the very distracting work on these little titties. Then I bent over until I was face to face with Chrome. I blinked, really confused about this whole thing by now. Aroused too of course, but also confused.
Then my hands twisted the girl’s nipples in a specific manner and the violet eyed student moaned.
It wasn’t a loud sound, just enough to be audible, but I immediately blushed at the sheer emotion behind it. But my body had other plans and I quickly found myself tongue first in the girl’s mouth. Warm and wet, kinda strange as far as things go I thought. But there was a sweetness to this and I could feel the girl’s tongue against my own. My hands were still working on these mammaries, kneading the flesh and twisting her nipples as if they were a remote control to the girl’s brain.
Which to be honest, they probably were given that her tongue seemed to come to life for a quick wrestling match whenever I twisted these little peaks in just the right way.
Just to note, I blame everything on Haruhi!
Now, my body actually did push air into the girl, but the activity was more of a minor side-job than the actual goal of the whole thing.
Now, well can you understand this? I am a growing male, with hormones and everything that belongs to that. So could it be helped if I enjoyed it a bit? Got lost in the activity and the taste of Chrome’s lips and mouth, distracted by the softness of her skin? I swear, put any straight male into my position and they would show the same sort of reaction.
The first thing I noticed was something tickling at the back of my throat. It took me a moment to get out of the pleasurable daze that this make-out session had created, but then I noticed. The thing tickling my throat was the girl's breath. I was so doomed!
My body betrayed me again as I wanted nothing more than to grab my clothes and run for the hills. I actually removed my tongue from the female’s mouth, but then quickly put it to use on her chest. Sucking on her nipples as if something would flow out if I just tried hard enough.
I was truly doomed to an existence of debauchery until Haruhi got bored and let me out!
Next came another loud moan from the girl, but my body seemed only encouraged by this, sucking on these small titties without abandon. There was a series of moans that kept growing in volume until a near scream was heard. Her body jerked, as if someone was shaking her for a moment and then the girl seemed to lose the strength within her voice. The sounds quickly turned into quiet whispers of pleasure.
My mouth removed itself from the female’s chest and suddenly I found myself once again in control of my body. Wait, did that mean-?
“Ehhhh…?”
'Chrome Dokuro looked up from her lying position, feeling strangely drained but also pretty relaxed.'
Once again the text box from before appeared, showing me this time not words someone was speaking but their actions. And wait, she was feeling drained and relaxed? So it was really that!
’Sleepy Chrome: Ehhhh… hello?’
The girl gazed at my face with a confused look, clearly not quite there yet. Good, don’t think, don’t wake up! Just go back to sleep and let me flee with what little of my dignity remains.
Of course that wish was destroyed when my eyes wandered down at the girl’s nipples, which were still proudly standing at attention from my earlier workout. Chrome looked down too, blinked twice, then looked up again before finally understanding dawned on her face.
Her face turned a bright shade of red.
’Deeply Embarrassed Chrome: You… you went and.. you…’ Then her gaze wandered down my body, seemingly only now noticing that I was naked. Something that I had been trying to ignore too!
Kyon Junior was not helping by trying to make a good impression in front of her.
I am not proud to admit it, but at that time I cut my losses and beat a hasty retreat while grabbing my clothes.
One advantage to this whole instantly moving from one location to another part was that getting away was way easier. It didn’t make up for any of the other stupidly perverted things happening.
Congratulations, your molestation and tongue play with Chrome Dokuro has granted you 3 Ero Points
Breast Play +1 Ero Point
Breast Sucking +1 Ero Point
French Kissing +1 Ero Point
One of my eyes twitched. Just… just what one would have to expect now, wasn’t that? What did I do to deserve this insanity? Did I insult a Buddha in my last life or something?
”Advice Giver Koizumi: Impressive, to think you would gain another 3 Ero Points this quickly. And not even from someone in your harem! I really recommend you visit me soon, there is quite a bit that you could do with these points.”
I paused at this newest interruption. You know, why not? It couldn’t be worse than what was happening right now. I turned towards the direction my annoying advisor was located and immediately appeared in the room I hadn’t too long ago that day left.
”Advice Giver Koizumi: Wonderful, you followed my suggestion immediately. To think you would value my support this much touches me deeply.”
As annoyingly smug as the real deal! Oh stop it with this and just tell me what you wanted to say. There had to be more about this than just asking you for advice, right?
”Advice Giver Koizumi: Haha, as expected of Kyon. Indeed, there are other methods to use your Ero Points. Most of them are currently locked, but the item shop is available.”
Item shop, I asked with a raised eyebrow? That was probably the most generic name for a business possible.
”Shop Owner Yasumi: Did you call Sempai? It is good to see you again, have you come to buy something? I have many useful things for your adventure in harem-building.”
My head turned towards Yasumi Watahashi, a alter ego created from Haruhi’s subconsciousness who had suddenly appeared out of nowhere. She had in the past been involved in certain events, but I hadn’t expected to really meet her again anytime soon. Wait, she was the shop owner? What exactly did she sell?
As if answering to my thoughts, which she probably was given she was a part of Haruhi, a lot of things materialized behind her.
They were… adult things. I saw many different toys for the more ahem, sexual sort of playtime. There were vibrators and dildos of varying size, lubricants and various masturbation aids like onaholes. Then there was leather outfits for bdsm play, whips, candles, strange things I couldn’t identify and in one place hung what looked suspiciously like a milking machine.
”Shop Owner Yasumi: I have everything to make your sex life more interesting Sempai! Want to see some play between your girls, here is the toy for you.” The girl grabbed a double dildo which had a belt that could clearly be fastened around the hips.
”Shop Owner Yasumi: Or is there someone you want to punish for being a bad girl? Then I suggest putting this on them and showing them who is the boss by turning it on randomly during class.” And then she took out a small egg shaped object and a remote control. Pushing the step switch a little, the egg like object started vibrating lightly. As she moved the switch further, the vibration got stronger.
I was starting to walk backwards, not that this was actually doing anything given the universe had stopped working like that.
”Shop Owner Yasumi: Or maybe there is some girl who just won’t let you have fun with her? With this patented chemical you can turn even the biggest prude into a mess of lust and perverted thoughts with a single spray!”
I opened my mouth, then closed it again when I noted that this girl was basically trying to sell me a super aphrodisiac sex drug? But wait, doesn’t the whole harem thing only count if the girl does the sex stuff willingly?
”Shop Owner Yasumi: Yes of course, but it isn’t like this forces them to specifically grab you. If you hit someone who doesn’t care about you at all, don’t expect to get any action! This is for when you hit a roadblock and just don’t know how to keep going. Or you could spray a bunch of girls and see what happens.”
Did she just say..... yes, yes she did!
Oh, whatever I didn’t even care anymore. There were some semi-normal looking things around. Flowers and pralines and that sort of stuff you could probably gift a girl to get affection points. Maybe that would be a good investment?