Bad time to gloat, Mirage!

Unending BE - episode 127714

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POOF! Mirage appeared at Jasmine's feet. "Oh, this is even better than I imagined!" she cackled up at the giantess. "You will never live this down! My revenge is complete!"

Jasmine looked down her nose at the puny cat-headed creep, and said "Oh, shut up!" -- and put her foot on her. SQUISH!

Of Mirage, there was nothing left but a cat-like blob of stressed flesh, splintered bone, and spattered blood.

Razoul smiled. "At last," he said, "a task I can really sink my teeth into!" He approached the blob, withdraw a large piece of chalk from his pocket, and drew an outline around it. "That settles that, or my name isn't J. Jonah Jameson!"

"Uh -- captain?" said one of the guardsmen.

"Yes, what is it?"

"Your name isn't J. Jonah Jameson!"

Razoul stroked his beard. "You know, you're right," he said. "But it doesn't matter. That still settles that!"

And it did.

Just then, the giantess that was Jasmine began to shrink rapidly. With the death of Mirage, all her evil magic was undone. In no time at all, Jasmine was back to normal. Even her breasts were back to proper Disney proportions.

"Wow," said the Genie. "If I'd known that was all it would take I'd have had that monster squished a long time ago!"

"Yuck!" said Jasmine. "Can you get me something to wipe my foot with? And I'm also going to need some new clothes!"

"Sure thing, princess! One bathmat and Arabian princess outfit comin' right up!"

These small matters taken care of, everyone had much to be celebrate.

  1. *Wait a minute! What about Aladdin?
  2. And the scene changes to ancient Greece, where Megara is examining herself in the mirror and deciding she's too skinny.
  3. And the scene changes to a castle in France, where candlestick Lumiere is getting rather fresh with a feather duster.
  4. And the scene changes to Denmark, where Ariel and Eric are enjoying a little S and M.
  5. And the scene changes to the African Veldt, where all the lionesses are mysteriously growing human breasts while Timon does the hula. Luau!
  6. And the scene changes to Virginia, circa 1607, where Grandmother Willow suggests to Pocahontas that John Smith might be willing to stay after all if the Indian princess just had bigger breasts...
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Tue Feb 13 09:52:23 2001

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