LOTR: Okay, Okay, I Give Up! Why, Exactly, is Elijah Wood Listed?

Unending BE - episode 129305

Let's wait just a darn minute! "Elijah Wood"? What the HELL was that?

"Hey, everybody, Raoul Duke thinks Elijah Wood is a delectable starlet!"

That does it for you, Raoul. Hand in your Hunter Thompson secret decoder ring, you are no longer welcome in the Fortified Compound. . . .

. . . . Unless you'd care to explain yourself. . . .

Raoul answers:

1. "I heard Elijah Wood was gay. Isn't this a gay porn site?"

2. *"Elijah Wood's not gay--but I am, and I'd like to give him a big girlish kiss right on the ass."

3. *"I'm not gay--but I still think that ass of his is kinda cute."

4. The guy's a stud. Have you seen all the sex he's been having with Melissa Joan Hart over in the MJH thread?"

5. The guy's a stud. I'd like to invite him over to my house so he can fuck my sister."

6. *Okay, okay. Here's the actual reason. . . .

Mon Feb 26 16:48:29 2001

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