Titnosis Haruhi: Subtle Machinations

Unending BE - episode 1299504

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I blinked awake, wondering when exactly I had fallen asleep in the club room of all places. Had I been so bored waiting for the others that this happened? Rubbing my eyes and looking around the clubroom, I noticed that Haruhi was sitting behind the computer at her personal spot as the leader of our little group. The ever cheerful troublemaker stuck her head out from behind the monitor, a smile on her face that promised a lot trouble.

When Haruhi was shining like that, there was always something problematic on the way. Usually the kind of trouble that leaves me completely blindsided, bewildered and - bwuh?!

“Well, finally got up sleepy head? Got anything useful to say?” Haruhi asked, getting up from the chair and-

*boing*

I blinked, noticing that she was wearing a certain black bunny suit that was hugging her every curve. Wait, had she changed clothes while I was asleep? And now that I was looking, there was something off..

“Say, Haruhi.. Did you...?” I began, looking the leader of the SOS brigade over from head to toe.

“Yes?” She said, twirling in place a little and-

*bounce bounce*

“Did you.. change your hair?” I asked, noticing that for some reason Haruhi was wearing her hair in a ponytail. One that was fitting quite well and.. yes it was kinda nice.

Weird, normally that would get more of a reaction out of me, but somehow right now I couldn’t quite manage to get worked up over her ponytail. Maybe it was because she was already wearing such a revealing outfit?

"Oh, this?" Haruhi flipped her hair back. "I just thought that I'd try it out. It's not as if I took the chance to hypnotise you into telling me - Guh!"

A moment later she tugged at her bunnygirl suit and tiiiiiits -

I blinked awake, wondering when exactly I had fallen asleep in the club room of all places. Had I been so bored waiting for the others that this happened? Rubbing my eyes and looking around the clubroom, I noticed that Haruhi was sitting behind the computer at her personal spot as the leader of our little group. The ever cheerful troublemaker stuck her head out from behind the monitor, a smile on her face that promised a lot trouble, and a... faint blush. That was rather rare. What on earth could possibly embarrass a girl like Haruhi?

“Well?” Haruhi said, sounding like she was expecting a specific answer from me for some reason. The leader of the SOS brigade rose from the chair and put her hands to her hips. “Got anything to say for falling asleep while I was preparing?”

*boing*

Goodness, that bunny suit really hugged her body in all the right ways, it was rather distracting. Though there was something else that caught my attention at that moment.

"Your new haircut really works for me," I said, only registering that it was a ponytail after saying so, though that fact didn't really seem important enough to dwell on.

“Oh, thinking you can get off with flattery?” Haruhi questioned, folding her arms under her chest and pushing it a touch further out. As is, her top was straining to contain her momentous tits and I could easily see the shape of her nipples a little under the cloth that just barely covered them.

Of course that wasn’t really important, but again, kind of distracting if I was honest.

“So what are you planning?” I asked, trying to change the topic of our conversation. It would be good to know what nonsense she was going to unleash today. That way I could prepare for the worst and hopefully pull off some damage control. Maybe I was thinking too positive, maybe I was in over my head. It wouldn’t be the first time that someone else would have to stop everything from going to hell. But at the same time, I also had to fix things a number of times and couldn’t depend on Nagato or Koizumi doing it for me.

“Oh, I just want to show something to everyone.” Haruhi said, smirking like she knew something I didn’t, eyes filled with mischief. I had no idea what that ’something’ was, but it was surely nothing but trouble.

Naturally my goal was clear, find out whatever the aforementioned ’something’ was and discover some way to deal with it. Of course asking Haruhi was pointless, if she didn’t loudly proclaim it in front of me, not even the greatest of tortures would make her spill the beans. Still, I raised an eyebrow in a questioning manner, but the brigade leader unfolded her arms and-

*boing*

I blinked, that outfit was really distracting, even if I was repeating myself. Normally I wasn’t that weak against our leader’s looks, but somehow today-

Haruhi suddenly snapped her finger and spoke. “By the way, rate my appeal!”

My mind immediately went to the many lazy and sarcastic answers I could give. There were a lot of things that would fit in-

“You are hot enough to make people question their sexuality, easily 12 out of 10 points. It makes me want to lick your whole body and worship you like a goddess.” The words spilled out of my mouth without letting me even complete my inner monologue. What? Why did that happen just now? And did I just compliment her like no tomorrow? And goddess!

Haruhi suddenly shifted from one leg to the other, her tongue peeking out as she licked her lips. There was an entirely new gleam in her eyes, one I couldn’t quite place for some reason. It was a cocktail of hunger and mischievousness the likes of which I had never seen before.

“So?” She questioned, “How would you feel about killing some time by making out?" As Haruhi said that, she bent forward just enough to revealed the massive amount of cleavage her outfit left free. I opened my mouth, most likely to question how she had gotten the idea, but then the leader of the SOS brigade started tracing the line of her valley with her index finger.

“Sure, sounds like fun.” Once again the words had popped out of my mouth on their own. This was starting to be a bit worrying, I wasn’t a kid who just blurted out the first thing that came to mind!

“Ah..” Haruhi murmured, biting her lower lips and looking at me with wide eyes. “Are you..” At these words, she tilted her head and turned her body in a manner that made-

*boing*

“Are you sure, you don’t just say this because I am-” For the first time today, Haruhi was the one cut off as she suddenly stopped speaking, only to rush forward. The strange gleam in her eyes had grown and her face was flushed like she had been in the sun for too long. Before I could raise my arms or try to protest, her soft lips claimed mine and her even softer tits pushed against my chest.

Haruhi was a bit smaller than me, so she actually had to grab onto my shoulders and pull on me to make kissing easier. I should have resisted, clearly Haruhi acting like this was not normal in the slightest. She was a girl that proclaimed that she was above such petty matters as love and desire, that she wouldn’t let such feelings control her even if she occasionally experienced them.

The girl currently trying her best to stick her tongue down my throat was saying something entirely else though. “Ahh.. kiss me more!” Her voice had become needy and a small moan escaped her before she managed to say these words into my mouth. With the sensation of her chest pushing against me, and her hard nipples pressing into into my chest, this somehow seemed like a really good idea. Lifting one hand up, I took hold of Haruhi’s chin to adjust her head a little, then did a counter-attack with my own tongue.

Never before had I felt so hot, so aroused, and I had seen quite a bit of skin since first meeting the girl currently trying to suck my lungs out. Without even thinking about it, my hands started wandering, tracing down Haruhi’s body. Down from her neck to the sides of the perfects tits pressing against my chest. Then further down, feeling the curves of her hips and then reaching down to the little fluffy tail on her butt.

I grabbed onto her ass and relished in the eep Haruhi gave off. Then a moment later I grunted as one of her own hands went down and testingly propped my growing erection.

Just as her hesitant touch seemed to gain a little confidence, the door swung open and a certain redhead walked right in on us.




“Tum dee- Yeep!" Asahina Mikuru hadn’t expected anything unusual today, at least nothing but the usual unusualness that is. That was, until she saw Kyon and Haruhi ravishing each other in the club room.

“Ahh.. Ehhh.. Ohhh!” She said eloquently, hands wandering up to cover her eyes. “This is at least a year too early- I mean!" Asahina blinked in confusion, her eyes going back and forth between the boy and girl, the latter of which had hesitantly pulled away and turned towards the newcomer.

“Why wasn’t that classified?!” She asked, before shutting her mouth with one hand, a look of panic on her face. She was already feeling like crying.

Fortunately it seemed that Haruhi was too out of it from the earlier kissing session to have truly understood anything. Her cheeks were reddened and now that Mikuru was looking closer, the brunette was giving her a look like a tiger would give a piece of beef steak. That stare scared her even more than the times she had been enthusiastically forced into all manner of erotic cosplay for their leader’s amusement.

“Hehehe..” Mikuru laughed in a purposely awkward manner, one that she didn’t actually need to fake. “Sorry to interrupt you, I will be off..” With these words, she took a step backwards, keeping her eyes on Haruhi like someone retreating from a wild beast.

This was her one and only mistake.

The leader of the SOS brigade gave the timid time traveller a saucy look and bent forward, exposing her incredible cleavage in the process. Immediately Mikuru’s eyes became glued to the sight and she stopped walking backwards.

“No, no. Come in. We were already finished." Haruhi said, swaying from left to right with her upper body and and creating a pendulum like motion with her tits.




I had my hands on Haruhi’s ass right then, as she had thrust it right into my face when she turned towards Mikuru. The sound of that statement made me sigh in disappointment.

“Ahh.. I guess it wouldn’t do any harm.” Said sweet Mikuru, her feet leading her into the club room even as she seemed a little unsure.

“Of course. There is nothing bad about that any of this.” Haruhi answered, bobbing up and down to create a distinctive bounce in her chest. "Close the door behind you."

Asahina closed the door behind her without even looking at it, eyes always glued towards Haruhi’s chest.

Not that I could really blame her, I loved that ass but these titties were basically cheating.

“Now that that is done.” And now Haruhi put a thinger to her mouth before moving it slightly down, until it reached her chest. Almost as if to taunt the viewers, she traced along the line where her top ended, deliberately drawing the eye to the erect nipples that were just barely hidden from sight.

“Don’t you think it is kind of hot in here?” She asked, looking at Mikuru questioningly, even as a smirk appeared on her face. The redhead blinked, her face suddenly turning an even brighter shade of red than before. “Then say.” Haruhi continued, then put her hands behind her head and thrust out her chest. “Why not take something off to cool down?”

Asahina nodded, then seemingly without her really noticing, she started to unknot the ribbon on her uniform. Slowly, oh so slowly took off the top until the time traveller was finally standing there in her bra.

“Ah, that feels kinda nice.” The redhead said, seemingly unaware of her own state of undress. Something that would have mortified and embarrassed me at another time, but right now I was too horny to care. Also, at some point one of my hands had moved to grab onto one of Haruhi’s tits and fondle it with abandon.

“Oh Kyon, I never thought you could be so enthusiastic..” Haruhi said, even while trying to shake me off. Her chest bounced at that again, and as if that were an invisible signal for her, Mikuru began to take off her skirt. "hrm... Maybe if we make out some more later it'll help me get rid of some of these distracting hormones. But first thing's first..."

Haruhi managed to escape me for a moment, then crossed her arms under her boobs, causing another series of jiggles. Immediately one of Mikuru’s hands started to fumble with her brassiere.

This was kind of bad, mostly because I doubted my ability to resist playing with Haruhi’s tits even if that would lead to a naked Mikuru.

  1. Haruhi decides to test her new size up against Mikuru's, an act that makes them both so horny they take leave of their senses for a little bit.
  2. Haruhi decides to experiment a little bit with what she can really do with these tits.
  3. Haruhi gives Mikuru hypno-tits and has her cosplay too!
  4. Yuki walks in on them next, quickly gets dragged into the tit-tastic fun.
  5. *Something else
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Sun May 27 15:16:40 2018

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