"I'm immortal," Sharon said, "I will live forever, never aging or growing older."
"Say what?" Jim asked, wondering what the angle on this was.
"I'll never die," Sharon said, "I've been alive for nearly 5,000 years and from the moment I became immortal I haven't aged a day." Sharon went on to prove this fact to Jim by recounting stories of her life in the past; stories that could only be true once they were set next to recorded fact.
"This is amazing," Jim said, "But... why are you telling me?"
"Because," Sharon said...
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