"It's important that you come out because I need to find hosts for more parasites! It's very important that we act quickly or my offspring will die!"
Jim sarcastically retorted, "Yeah, like that is going to get me to come out! How do I know you won't infect me with one of those things?!?"
Parasite Sharon responded, "Jim, you see where I reside in Sharon, correct? You don't have that body part. We need females because their wombs are perfect living conditions. They provide us with nutriants and remove our wastes if we trick the body into believing that we are a child. However, we have found ways to replicate by turning our hosts eggs into our own as they enter the womb. We work for years on transforming human eggs into our own. Now that my clutch of eggs is complete, they have been released from her inner lining. They have 3 days to find new hosts. You have to help me. Please, open the door."
Sat Feb 24 21:39:08 2001